Demonstrating: The EXTREME marshmallow cannon!
(Pro tip: Want to be invited to the White House? Be a 14 year old who clearly designed the best invention ever).
BO makes the craziest faces
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"Never pass up a diem you were meant to carpe."
- via the Twitterverse. (via alifeuncategorized)
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Source: pleatedjeansSome questions:
Is ass wash the same as a general body wash?
When you say “white people bread” I assume that’s wheat bread.
Good mayo .. Hellman’s or Kraft?
shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via
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"A music fan that doesn’t have it in them to find new music anymore is like absolute death to me. I fucking hate when I hear people in their 50s say, ‘I’m too old to change.’ Fuck you, you’re lucky to be alive, asshole. Why don’t you try to grow? It’s a gift to get to be born and not suddenly die of cancer or get hit by a car. One day, you’re gonna be a rotting body in the ground and you’re gonna be like, ‘Wow, I kinda wish I listened to new music from ages 30 to 70.’"
- According to Okkervil River leader Will Sheff, your dad is probably an asshole. (via pitchfork)
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Source: theclearlydopeThis would be my celebrity green room asshole request. Bill Cosby Jello shot arrangement.
